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After decades of continued hateful rhetoric towards those a part of the LGBTQ+ community, known bigot Anita Bryant finally completed her cruel and annoying march on Earth and is now rotting away feverishly in a casket in the outer swamps of Florida.
What a great day to be alive knowing that Anita Bryant is now dead.
Just think: if she didn't spray her lazily put together slop into the eyes, mouths, and ears of the American public in the last half of the 20th century, maybe more people would've felt for her loss.
Former Miss Oklahoma would still have a prosperous music career, people would remember her orange juice commercials, but instead, her reigning achievement came when Thom Higgins threw a pie at her during a press conference in 1977.
"At least it's a fruit pie." she quips.
Goodnight and good riddance, you disgusting, hate-filled, hag.
